Legal
Refund Policy
> Last updated: January 2025 · Declassified Mind
The Short Version
90-day money-back guarantee. No questions. If you purchased any tier and it didn't deliver value within 90 days, email us for a full refund.
How to Request
Email refunds@declassifiedmine.com with your order number and we'll process the refund within 5–7 business days. We don't make you justify yourself — the guarantee is unconditional.
What Happens to Your Access
Upon refund, your access code will be deactivated. You will retain any downloaded files — we can't un-deliver information that's already in your possession. We trust you not to share it.
Section 23 — The Exception Clause
In the highly unlikely event that you achieve documented bilateral hemispheric synchronization, verified by a licensed EEG technician, within 7 days of purchasing The Archive — you are ineligible for a refund.
(This clause was included because someone on our team thought it would be funny. It was. Legal reviewed it. Legal also thought it was funny. It is not legally binding in any jurisdiction we are aware of.)
Digital Product Note
All products are delivered digitally and are available immediately upon purchase. EU customers retain the right to a 14-day cooling-off period for digital products where delivery has not yet commenced.
INTERNAL MEMO — DO NOT DISTRIBUTE
STAR GATE Program — Refund Incident Report #7 (1991): Subject requested refund on grounds that remote viewing 'worked too well' and he could no longer watch television without experiencing involuntary precognition. Request denied. Classified.
— DIA Internal Record, declassified 2003
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